Priest Demotivational Poster
IN THE NAME - of the Father, the Son, and the HOLY SHIT!!!!
SIMILARITY BETWEEN A PRIEST AND A GLASS OF GUINNESS -
SHADOW PRIESTS - I don't care if you're shadow spec - you're still healing.
DESTINY - He's finally heard it's call.
BLESS ME FATHER - For I Have Farted !!
YO DAWG -
WHAT DO A PRIEST AND A GUINNESS HAVE IN COMMON? - A black body, a white collar and if you get a bad one It'll tear the ass off ya!
ASH WEDNESDAY - Thanks God it's Only ashes the Priest is putting on the child's face....
JUDAS PRIEST -
WHAT THE RABBI SAID -
CHRISTIANITY - How it should be told.
SANCTIMONIOUS - (adj.) Making a hypocritical show of religious devotion that hits your gag reflexes though no physical stink present. E.g. "Father Mcfeely said obtain from immoral thoughts, then he was arrested for immoral actions."
ISLAMIC LAW -
ALL FOR NOT -
open thine eyes -
HINDSIGHT IS ALWAYS 20/20 - After Rob Halford came out it gave new meaning to Judas Priest's 1981 offering 'Point of Entry'.
And . . . They're Off! -
Blessed Pens -