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Priest Demotivational Poster

IN THE NAME - of the Father, the Son, and the HOLY SHIT!!!!

TAGS: priest gun
Rating: 3.58/5

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CANADA - January 4, 2010, 7:02 pm
Perfect caption!


TAGS: guinness priest
Rating: 4.63/5

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agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 7:49 pm
No truer words have ever been uttered... well, a couple things that mwlf said... then there's one time when logic dude... also, cubby made a point... well, this is top 5, anyhow.

SHADOW PRIESTS - I don't care if you're shadow spec - you're still healing.

TAGS: wow undead priests shadow priest spec
Rating: 3/5

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Agent K - July 29, 2009, 11:23 pm
shame their heals are **** might as well go with a healadin or resto druid
Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 9:16 pm

DESTINY - He's finally heard it's call.

TAGS: darth vader likes parish priests
Rating: 4/5

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spacedog - December 16, 2010, 5:12 pm
Oops. Sorry, I thought you were the Emperor.
Mirromere - December 15, 2010, 11:41 pm
Didn't quite think about that, oh well.
Reality Lord - December 15, 2010, 11:35 pm

odd...i never would have thought of lord vader as a p********.

BLESS ME FATHER - For I Have Farted !!


TAGS: priest rabbi joke
Rating: 3.73/5

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Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 12:05 am
If I ever found that dog, I'd so steal it.

WHAT DO A PRIEST AND A GUINNESS HAVE IN COMMON? - A black body, a white collar and if you get a bad one It'll tear the ass off ya!

TAGS: what do a priest and a guinness have in common
Rating: 4.11/5

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Reality Lord - July 4, 2010, 9:25 am

i thought it was great! still chuckling
manticore - May 9, 2010, 1:18 pm
Might have been funny if it had been original see

ASH WEDNESDAY - Thanks God it's Only ashes the Priest is putting on the child's face....


TAGS: judas priest heavy metal
Rating: 4.6/5

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CloudchaserS - October 28, 2012, 12:02 am
Hell yeah! Saw them 11/8/11, looking forward to the new album that'll be out in 2013!
JesusWept - October 27, 2012, 8:02 pm
Thanks :)
rerun - October 27, 2012, 7:30 pm

very nice


TAGS: a priest a minister a rabbi and your mom
Rating: 4.57/5

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eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 3:34 pm
I love it and boy isnt that the truth 5/5

CHRISTIANITY - How it should be told.

TAGS: catholic church religion christ bishop priest
Rating: 2.43/5

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Skog - October 28, 2009, 12:39 pm
what a genius show
Doc - July 6, 2009, 7:20 am
Feck! Arse! Drink!
Bunny - April 14, 2009, 10:20 am
I would NEVER kick you up the arse - sure, I think you're great!
Ryuuzaki - February 6, 2009, 4:37 pm
Kicking Bishop Brenon Up The Arse
Fredric T - January 2, 2009, 10:13 am
RIP Father Ted

SANCTIMONIOUS - (adj.) Making a hypocritical show of religious devotion that hits your gag reflexes though no physical stink present. E.g. "Father Mcfeely said obtain from immoral thoughts, then he was arrested for immoral actions."

TAGS: sanctimonious priest clergy pious
Rating: 3.44/5

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TheGoat - May 6, 2013, 1:27 am
was WONDERING about that! It completely changes the meaning LOL
Bolverk3778 - April 11, 2013, 10:27 am
this is one of the reasons that I am not a member of any of gods fan clubs.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 9, 2013, 5:31 pm
I'm my own worse critic; it's "abstain" not "obtain." How could I have been so blind?



TAGS: life time religion priest
Rating: 2.57/5

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Culos - February 25, 2009, 11:07 am
They give Greybeards a bad name!

Exorcism -

TAGS: car priest
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 21, 2014, 3:26 pm
He's no priest - he's a Jedi, HE'S A JEDI! :-D And I think I've once had that car too.


TAGS: monogamy trust love secret priest
Rating: 4.47/5

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MilDoc - March 9, 2011, 12:37 pm
Not to be a Grammer Nazi, Aggie, but shouldn't it be "All for Naught"?

open thine eyes -

TAGS: pastor church priest sign troll
Rating: 4.33/5

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lgvernon - January 10, 2014, 8:17 pm

Drop this over at Religifake, too.

HINDSIGHT IS ALWAYS 20/20 - After Rob Halford came out it gave new meaning to Judas Priest's 1981 offering 'Point of Entry'.

TAGS: hindsight is always 20 20 rob halford judas priest
Rating: 3.55/5

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rudeboy308 - May 23, 2011, 7:41 pm
I don't care which team he's playing for, because Rob Halford will always be the metal god!
TokinFire - June 2, 2010, 12:57 pm
People also came to realize that the title to the Ricky Martin single "She Bangs" was a typo on the pronoun.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 12:41 am
I knew about George Michael 13 seconds into the Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go video.
Cloudchaser - May 31, 2010, 12:40 am
Now people look back on both Rob Halford and George Michael during that time and ask "How did we miss that? How did we not know?"

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